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It's not kosher. He then asks, "Sir, are you by any chance Polish? Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

I bought Kosher sausages from the local deli for the first time, and it looks a little weird. I can't believe you would assume something like that!

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Puhs then asked for sausages as he spoke spanish. Isn't it hot enough for you?


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It was the wurst. She's enjoying taking in the sights and immersing herself in the culture.

Then, the man has an incredible urge to sneeze. When security sees what we're doing, they'll have no choice but to kick us out before we pay.

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